King of The Hill

You have to explain what you did to get the person above you off the hill, and that it is your hill now.

Example:
Bob - There was noone on the hill. I climbed up and yelled, "This is My Hill!".
George - I climbed up the hill and kicked Bob off. I yelled, "It's My Hill Now!".

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I'll start:

There was nobody on the hill. I climbed up and yelled "I claim this the Bone Mountain!".

I climbed up the hill and threw Slymask3 off. "I yelled it's Ender Mountain now!".

I got my TF2 Huntsman out, and shot an arrow that hit Nightwolf22500 right in the balls. He yelled in pain, and eventually fell off. I climbed on and said, "Fuck yo Endermen!".

I climb with my bleeding balls and i took my Fmg akimbo out and shot Slymask3 in his ass he flew front and rolled down. I climbed on and said, "Fuck Bones!".

I typed in "/gamemode Slymask3 1" and flew 100 blocks above Nightwolf22500. Placed some TNT above and activated it, they fell right on Nightwolf22500, and exploded. I flew down, typed "/gamemode Slymask3 0". Patched up all the blocks exploded by the TNT, and built an obsidian castle! I yelled out, "Try to get me now!".

I opened my too many items and got a diamond pick broke the obsidian castle and put tnt around Slymaks3 he said no please don't explode it and I said oops too late Sir he flew up so high that you could no see him the I fixed the holes with World editor and opened my too many items again and got bedrock and made a huge city with a huge building and I yelled out, "Good luck with getting me Sir!".

I opened up my EditPad Pro, and made a new mod. The mod allows to break bedrock with a bone, and makes bones a 1 hit kill to mobs and players. I added it to the server, and quickly broke all the bedrock with my bone! I noticed that Nightwolf22500 was sleeping in his bed. So I T-Bagged him for about 3 hours until he woke up. Then I took out my bone and tapped him, he died instantly. I build a small house with stonebrick, and said "Too easy, Bone Mountain is back!".

When Slymaks3 thought I died i just was unconscious and when I woke up my city was gone then I see this little piece of poo I go the and I see Slymaks3 watching porn on his laptop so I took my technical knife and threw into his laptop he turned around looked at me then I use my world editor skills and make Slymask3 fall from his house and he fell all the way to void and the I said "dude get better protection!".

I quickly turned on my fly hack and flew back up before I fell into the void! I went on top of the stonbrick house while crouching and placed a bunch of lava above it. Nightwolf22500 tried to walk outside and got into the lava by accident, he quickly got back inside. I typed in "/tp Slymask3 Nightwolf22500" and hit Nightwolf22500 with a bucket of water. :3

I yelled, "Lmao. My Mountain!".

But Slymask3 did not notice that I had godmode on so I just took a Ak47 shot him put him in to a little hole and hired a bunch of wallhacker/aimboters to make sure that he wont get out and I said "Good luck with that".

Nightwolf22500 forgot that I was the admin on the server, so I did "/deop Nightwolf22500" and "/tp Slymask3 Nightwolf22500", once again I killed him with the al-mighty bone!

"Thank you sir. Bone Mountain shall live on!".

But I had 2 minecraft accounts so I went on and Oped myself then I deoped Slymask3 Crashed the server and deleted the map and said if i cant live then no one can "Whach you going to do now"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I generate a new world, and quickly claim the highest mountain.

"Bone Mountain 2.0!!" >: D

I took a shovel that was coded in by you for easier digging and i took the mountain down too the ground and went found a bigger mountain and said "Ender Mountain for the win!!"

I got my sniper rifle and quick scoped you. You were standing still playing games on your iPod. It took exactly 47 sniper rifle bullets... Um... :3

"My Mountain!".

I Used ACR 6.8 And shot you in the leg and you slowly walked down im like this is taking too long and threw a Semtex and stuck you and you got down all the way down in 1 sec and I said "Ender Mountain now screw bone Mountain!"

I climbed back up the mountain and threw a throwing knife at you. (I had to keep picking it back up cause I kept missing... lol?) You didn't even notice me cause I had my Assassin Pro on. :3

"Bone Mountain will live on!"

I took the knife out of me and head shot you

"Ender Mountain will never die!"

I caught the knife with my head muscles, and threw it back at you.

"Bone Mountain!".

I shouted look a hooker and Slymask3 came running down the hghill so i claimed it Hooker Mountain

I showed Thebi0squad this picture:


While he was looking at it very carefully, I pushed one of his hookers at him. Thebi0squad fell down while still looking at the picture.

"Bone Mountain!".

SLymask3 didnt realize but right before i fell down i stuck a semtex on the hill and slymask3 fell off, so quickly went back on the hill

"YOLO mountain"

Bi0 didn't realize that he actually threw a frag instead of a semtex, so I quickly threw it back, and hit Bi0 in the head, he fell off the Bone Mountain with the frag. I put a big flag of a bone on the mountain.

"Bone Mountain!".

Sly didnt realize that i actually got a 4 killstreak with HArdline Pro and got predator missile and lauched it at slymask3 and he fell off. I put a flag of YOLO.

"YOLO Mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bi0 didn't realize that I had my Blast Shield Pro perk on, and was holding a riot shield. So I ran away without getting hurt. I then killed Nightwolf22500 about 20 more times, and called in my MOAB. I climbed up the Mountain.

"Bone Mountain!!!".